LISA LAMPANELLI TELLS HOWARD SHE’S RETIRING FROM COMEDY TO BECOME A LIFE COACH

Her years as a celebrated insult comedian earned her the title “the Queen of Mean” but Lisa Lampanelli announced on Tuesday’s Stern Show she’s retiring from stand-up for good. The surprising news came just before Lisa’s final live comedy performance, roasting Ronnie Mund in celebration of his 69^th birthday.

“I decided to retire from stand-up about two, three years ago,” Lisa explained. Even with countless fans coming to see her tells jokes at sell-out shows, Lisa told Howard she lacked passion for her stand-up career. She compared herself to recent Stern Show guests Sarah Silverman and Jonah Hill who both talked on air about loving their work more than anything else.

“I never felt like that about comedy in the last five years,” Lisa admitted. “I feel like a weight is off.”

Also leading to her retirement decision was a fear she was being misunderstood. Lisa told Howard that, even though most of her material focuses on making fun of people, her true message has always been one of love and inclusion, something she worries was getting lost in the laughs. Now, Lisa says she wants to focus only putting out positivity which she’ll do working as a life coach and appearing at self-improvement events and workshops.

“I want to do something that has a clear message to make people feel better about themselves,” she continued. “When my father was sick about six years ago before his death, I was like, you know what, I really loved helping him. I loved helping people.”

Howard asked Lisa if her announcement means she’ll never be mean again but she joked there’s only so much she can change.

“To my friends and family, I’ll still call them cunts,” Lisa said with a laugh. “The essential part of me has humor. I’m never going to do a storytelling show or workshop that isn’t funny.”